please don't sit on my Cheezits

Really, people? ALL OF YOU need Starbucks right now?!?!?!

Please Fashion Valley, get another damn Starbucks.

Why?

At the Fashion Valley Mall, San Diego.

(via thephenthouse)

The loving coworker edition.

edkohler:

hoppypoppy:

Gummi Lighthouses! Wow, I can’t wait to throw a handful of these in my mouth…

The premium versions come with blue balls landscaping.

The sun is shining! Birds are singing! The breeze is gently kissing my face and the mountains magestically frame the wonderment and beauty of life on Earth!

Which is how I always feel when confronted by gummi lighthouses that appear to be engorged with blood.

gordonshumway:

Can’t sleep…Julia Roberts will eat me

 For my mother, who will ONLY refer to Julia Roberts as “Alligator Mouth.”

sniffyjenkins:

What you did there. I seez it.

(image via thedailywhat:via)

 Mreeow!

thephenthouse:

morebetter:

(Inspired by designinglightning)

Posted with passion. 

 Not fucking even!!!

redcloud:

architectureblog:

maluna:

cute!

 I want to have a child, so I can build a mini-loft in their bedroom.

Good thing I didn’t ask him about his “Prison Rape Fact of the Day” Calendar.

syntheticpubes:

galleria vittorio emmanuelle

 So beautiful.

WANT WANT

This Michael Kors cashmere strapless dress. So cute. 

I think I could pull it off. Maybe blue instead of hot pink though. Or white. OR RED.

*sigh*

Any chance it costs less than 50 MILLION DOLLARS?!

Since I didn’t do a Secksy Secks Thursday. SECKSY SECKS FRIDAY!*

Ahhh, thinking about life!

And how this angle is misrepresenting certain things, a little.

*I am misspelling so people following in Twitter based on another spelling of those words will not follow me because they think for some reason that this is the kind of Secksy Secks Tumblr that they would like. It’s not. Why waste everyone’s time?!