February 2010
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October 2009
2 posts
July 2009
6 posts
June 2009
10 posts
“Son of a biscuit!”
– Ross, who just yelled it out from his cube. I think it’s my new favorite faux-pletive phrase.
does it even matter what he was actually trying to...
Amanda: ...Very different from "gazelle porn." You know - for gazelles. If they are of age.
Jeremy: Except in Holland.
Amanda: Right, except Holland.
I no longer care about my Tumblarity.
Tumblr - you are too high maintenance.
I’m just going to check in occasionally and reblog other people’s good shit.
…And possibly Tumble stuff I can’t put on the blog, ass-slapping and whatnot.
There should always be a place on the internet for ass-slapping.
“140 characters is a novel when you’re being shot at.”
– (Anonymous Iranian Twitter user.) (via sarking) (via litterthisheart) (via whereabout) (via edkohler)
All of the internet coverage on the sly is making giving me goosebumps/making me feel stupidly emotional.
May 2009
28 posts
NEW RULE: IF THE THESIS DOESN'T USE THE WORD...
redcloud:
emmyinabox:
It’s going to be a long night.
There are two kinds of people: Those who think a thesis has to use he word “dichotomy”, and those who don’t.
Other required words: discursive, epistemology, hegemony, dialectical.
I once found a blog written by a woman who used the word “discursive” to describe herself. I need to look that chick up again…
WHAT THE F*CK?!
Over vacation I wasn’t Tumbling, so my Tumblarity dropped from 32 to 12. So I Tumbled a couple days in a row, and Tumblarity crawled up to a measly 17.
Then today I log in and - WTF!!! Tumblarity is at 5?!?!?
SHENANIGANS.
“[TV announcer:] Next on EXTRA, Larry King opens up about his eight wives! [Larry...”
– Extra
contents of a single person's fridge
half a bag of edamame - I like to eat it cold with kosher salt.
bag of wheat tortillas
eggs
milk
open can of sliced pineapple
exactly one half a slice of bologna. one half.
two month-old cauliflower. not good anymore, yeah?
week-old tomato. borderline edibility (it would be mushy).
orange juice - for screwdrivers and mimosas
pineapple juice - for frozen pina coladas
natural, unsweetened...
“You know, Obama is not some insoluble Chocolate Jesus…that’s Kanye...”
– Bill Maher, on The Tonight Show, just a few minutes ago.
On the topic of neither conservatives nor liberals “being right” all of the time.
ruh-roh!
I just discovered this Tumblr where other Tumblrs are maligned for - among many, many other things - “being obsesseed with [their] Tumblarity” and “complaining about [their] Tumblarity.”
http://unfollowfriday.com/
C’mon ya’lls! I didn’t even know what Tumblarity WAS a week ago. Am I not allowed to feel THRILLED that my Tumblarity just rose from 11 to 14...
Tumblarity?! Oh dear...
My “Tumblarity” is “0.” I take a Tumbling break for a few days, and this is what I come back to!
I didn’t even know there was such a thang as Tumblarity, but whatever it is, I ain’t got it.
Two years ago, I started this Tumblr, then Tumble’d for a couple of months before abandoning lil’ Tumblr to the wild, sagebrush-speckled winds of the internet....
“Our dumb director just got back from a trip to Mexico where her boyfriend came...”
– friend who lives in Central MN, near Cold Spring, where the town has shut down two schools in response to one verified case of Swine Flu
April 2009
40 posts
