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stfumarrieds:

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At the risk of over-reblogging stfumarrieds today, I feel compelled to comment that smart brides (named Desiree) give their bridesmaids (named Amanda) their Facebook login and password, so that their bridesmaids can update their new Married status right after the wedding in the limo, leaving the bride unencumbered and otherwise free to shake their booty to Lady Gaga.

And then their bridemaids can Twitter about both (1) the fact that the bride is now married and that (2) the bride had the bridemaid update their new married status on Facebook.