I just discovered this Tumblr where other Tumblrs are maligned for - among many, many other things - “being obsesseed with [their] Tumblarity” and “complaining about [their] Tumblarity.”

http://unfollowfriday.com/

C’mon ya’lls! I didn’t even know what Tumblarity WAS a week ago. Am I not allowed to feel THRILLED that my Tumblarity just rose from 11 to 14 with that last post?!

On the positive side, only about 7 people would have to unfollow me; perhaps I can OBSESS and COMPLAIN and EXCITEDLY SQUEAL about my Tumblarity under the protective veil of relative anonymity.

In other news, I’ve just deemed it an ALL CAPS TUESDAY.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!