please don't sit on my Cheezits

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How I feel at work, EVERYDAY. Guess which one is me?!

I had a dream the other night that that I was at work (well, in the dream it was in my workplace) and my office was being attacked – with bullets and bombs. People around me were dying. It was scary, although not a nightmare. In the dream I was thinking “I have to get out of here!” but I kept on plugging away at work. That’s proof that it was a dream, however, because if it was representative of my life, then I would have been in Google Reader and not working. Haha. JUST KIDDING. (It would have been Tumblr.) Aside from that however, it was not a particularly metaphorically subtle dream. My subconscious senses like I am constantly under attack at work, and that I need to get out of here, or I will die.