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Sexy Sex Thursday: Puberty Edition.

My puberty?! Yeah right. I am far too compassionate to unleash that upon the world again.

This is from the classic coming of age story, What’s Happening to Me?, by Peter Mayle, in which young boys and girls are led to believe that there is nothing embarrassing about growing red, pulsating pimples on your nose, a random erection in your pants during math class, or needing a D-cup bra in 7th grade.

Memo to pubescents and pre-pubescents: There is EVERYTHING EMBARRASSING about those things.