1. half a bag of edamame - I like to eat it cold with kosher salt.
2. bag of wheat tortillas
3. eggs
4. milk
5. open can of sliced pineapple
6. exactly one half a slice of bologna. one half.
7. two month-old cauliflower. not good anymore, yeah?
8. week-old tomato. borderline edibility (it would be mushy).
9. orange juice - for screwdrivers and mimosas
10. pineapple juice - for frozen pina coladas
11. natural, unsweetened cranberry juice - for bitter cosmos (do not get natural cranberry juice for cosmopolitans. I’ve learned this.)
12. natural peanut butter - one night last week, I ate this as part of my supper…from the jar…
13. many, many condiments, including queso

I’ve just pulled out the queso for pretzel rod-dipping. Queso should not be used on an egg scramble made with tomatoes and peppers.

I’ve learned this.