The spork can go to hell!

It negates the quintessential utile advantages of just not one eating utensil, but TWO.

Being itself, a super shitty spoon, and and even shittier fork.

And that’s a true account of how I feel about the spork. (Hmm…I wonder if this should’ve been a haiku?)

The hell with the spork!

It fails the bowl of the spoon,

Degrades the point of the fork.